The man with the world’s longest joystick has rejected the possibility of having a reduction – even if it means he won’t ever have S3x.
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, has a joystick measuring a colossal 18.9 inches when flaccid – touching his knee.
He made headlines worldwide in 2015 after a video went viral showing him weighing his member to prove its authenticity.
His half-metre joystick smashed the unofficial record believed to belong to US actor Jonah Falcon, whose joystick was 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches
when erect.
‘I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognise this record,’ he told Barcroft TV.
‘I am famous because I have the biggest joystick in the world. I am happy with my joystick, I know nobody has the size I have.’
But despite his pride, members of the medical community have urged him to at least consider a penile reduction.
Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said: ‘We have advised him “Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your joystick so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have S3xual relationships, in order to have children”.
whoever has the bigger joystick is more macho.
‘It’s something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special.’
Doctors recently did a thorough examination of Mr Cabrera’s joystick, confirming suspicions that the bulk of his nearly 20-inch joystick is foreskin.
His penile glands stretch only seven inches, meaning the rest of his member is completely foreskin and blood vessels.
The sheer size of Mr Cabrera’s joystick causes him a number of health problems, including frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin.
While he keeps his colossal member wrapped in bandages to escape chaffing.
He is also unable to sleep chest down and has to put his joystick on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night.
And an active S3x life is off limits for him as his joystick has too much girth to have intercourse.
Mr Cabrera added: ‘Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.’
While living in the US, he attempted to have S3x twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw his joystick.
While the other one had to stop because it was too painful.
Mr Cabrera says his joystick is a ‘disability’ and stops him working – forcing him to rely on food banks to survive.
uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees,’ he said.
‘I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.’
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